If I have ever given you any parenting advice,
I have no idea what I am doing.
A certain 2 1/2 year old has me running like a water-boy.
Although VERY cute and lovable, he daily does things like:
egg the kitchen (not hard-boiled)
pour cups of water out all over the house
scale the pantry shelves
squeeze out all makeup
take my phone in the bath
throws books at the lights in the library trying to knock them out, after jumping off the tables
pour the fireplace ashes out in the living room
and... last week, slip out of the house, without anyone knowing,
and try to follow me to the gas station on foot.
He got very close. Finding him where he was is my scariest experience as a mother.
So, advice anyone?? (besides a "backpack leash")
He's the one I could hear "who IS that child's mother?" I am always there, but apparently too slow or, heaven forbid, doing something with my 2 other children.
I am really trying hard here, he never stops!
I mean... how could you really be mad when this guy eggs your kitchen??
He really is adorable, I'll even rent him out for a day to entertain you too!